If you are ever in desperate need of attention, go to a car dealership.

"Life was perfect yesterday. Today it sucks. There can only be one explanation: I fell for a guy. Shit."

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

(via questingforcamelot)

What I Learned From Black Friday

  1. The battery life on my phone really sucks.
  2. When you stand in line for 2 hours, you become a strangers therapist.
  3. Watching grown women fist fight for Furbies is hilarious and a little sad.
  4. Any place within a 3 mile radius of the store is a parking lot, paved or not.
  5. Common decency no longer exists when electronics are cheap.

"Thinking you are the worse person in the world is no different than thinking you are the best. It’s giving yourself a place in the universe you haven’t earned."

Joan of Arcadia (via vermillion-goldfish)

(Source: scarletgoldfish, via bowsic)

Conversations I Have With Myself

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Im not really sure what Klout is…

bowsic:

But it gives me a score and ranks me among  my friends and the competitiveness in me means that i am now emotionally invested in my arbitrary score and rank and need to be better than you.

Ocean

Your love, my dear, feeds my sad soul. The majesty unmatched by the ocean.

Waves that hold passion controlled, I stand next to you in complete devotion.

Rhythmic touch pulls me away from the docks, I breathe in and you surround me.

Battering my hurt heart against the angry rocks, only to return it to the raging sea.

I am slowly losing all that I am in you. I feel certain that you will be my early death.

Ill smile as I fall into your endless blue. For my love, I’d happily give my last breath.

buzzfeed:

Fun. Made A Lovely Version Of “Sleigh Ride”

(via popculturebrain)

A Second Look

I’m staring into the frozen mirror, Searching for the answers I seek

Truths to be seen a little clearer, Studying my blemished physique

I desire some beauty in this entity, but all I find are despondent flaws

I’m desperate for a sense of identity, Growing past the girl I once was

I contemplate each piece of me, Getting closer for a better view

Amazed by the things I finally see, when I forget what I believed true

My eyes hold promise and sorrow, Soul sparkles through hazel abyss

Flushed with hopes for tomorrow, Lips wait patient for true love’s kiss

My smile shines like stars in the sky, My flesh colored by the suns embrace

The gentle curve to the chin held high, How had I missed such a lovely face?

Beautiful body sculpted from tradition, shoulders that carry the world’s weight.

Fragile hands hold to immense ambition. A romantic heart that cannot hate.

I stand and soak in my reflection,Blinding prejudice succumbs to honest sight

Real beauty exists within imperfections, At last I see myself in a different light